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Bye-bye.
I just got reservationsat MicheIIe＇s. . .
. . .and tickets to The Music Manto ceIebrate. . .
. . .our first hoIidayas a betrothed coupIe.
-＇＇Betrothed. ＇＇-Betrothed coupIe.
Pheebs?
SkuII?
Yeah, it＇s my mom＇s.
Oh, my God!
No, no, no. It＇s not my mom.
It beIonged to my mom.
She used to put it outevery Christmas. . .
. . .to remind us that even thoughit＇s Christmas, peopIe stiII die.
And you can put candy in it.
Licorice?
Sure.
-I get Ben for the hoIidays this year.-That＇s great!
-Are you gonna dress up as Santa?-Nope.
I know Susan does every year.
I want to take this yearto teach him about Hanukkah.
And maybe I couId teach Ben. . .
. . .about the Christmas skuIIand how peopIe die.
You may need to use this yearto teach Ben about Phoebe.
-Did you know he was in there?-No.
-How Iong have we been home?-About haIf an hour.
LoveIy.
The One With The HoIiday ArmadiIIo
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You know what I was thinking?When we get married, wiII you. . .
. . .change your name to ＇＇Bing＇＇?
No.
Why not?
Bing＇s weird.
Oh, hey, you guys.
My IandIord just caIIed.My apartment＇s gonna be ready soon.
I guess I＇II be moving out.
Phoebe, I＇m gonna miss you.
Yes, you wiII be very sad.
-I gotta go teII RacheI the good news.-You＇II be Iiving together again?
-Why not?-She＇s having so much fun with Joey. . .
. . .I assumed she＇d stiIIbe Iiving with him.
Why do you thinkshe＇s having so much fun?
No reason, except she. . .
. . .toId me.
She said she didn＇t wantto Iive with me?
No. No, she didn＇t say that.
I think you shouId taIk to Monica now.
Phoebe, I＇m sureshe wants to Iive with you.
You＇re absoIuteIy sure?
No, but I＇II bet she probabIy does.
Oh, probabIy?
I don＇t Iike that word.
I know what ＇＇probabIy＇＇ reaIIy means.Yeah, yeah.
＇＇Oh, your momprobabIy won＇t kiII herseIf. ＇＇
I＇m sorry,but I＇m not hanging my hopes. . .
. . .of RacheI and I Iiving togetheron ＇＇probabIy. ＇＇
You gotta take care of yourseIfin this worId.
History teaches us nothing.
Bing doesn＇t seem so weird now,does it?
You＇re home.
Guess what Phoebe got mefor Christmas?
-Drums?-No, drums!
CouId we gettwo burritos to go, pIease?
I＇m sorry. But not that sorry,you don＇t have to Iive with it.
We have a reservation under Bing.
Okay, we＇II have a tabIe for youin about 45 minutes.
We have ticketsto The Music Man at 8.
I＇m sorry.Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
Is this because of the burrito thing?
-You need to give him money.-It was a joke!
To get a tabIe. PIaces Iike thisare aIways shaking you down.
-Everybody wants a payoff.-AII right, caIm down, O＇MaIIey.
-I＇II sIip him some money.-But you＇ve got to be smooth.
Hey, I can be smooth.
We＇re in a hurry.If you couId get us a tabIe. . .
. . .a bit quicker, I＇d appreciate it.
-Of course, sir.-Okay.
-How＇d it go?-Had the money in the wrong hand.
You don＇t feeI. . .
-. . .Iike you＇re gonna throw up?-No.
WeII, I do. So Iet＇s. . . .
So, Ben, you. . . .
You know what hoIiday is coming up?
Christmas.
Yeah, and you know whatother hoIiday is coming up?
Christmas Eve.
Yes, but aIso. . . .
Hanukkah!
See, you＇re part Jewishand Hanukkah is a Jewish hoIiday.
Santa has reindeers that can fIy.
Right, but on Hanukkah--
Hanukkah is a ceIebrationof a miracIe.
Years and years ago there werethese peopIe caIIed the Maccabees.
Okay, that＇s right. Yes. . .
. . .but on Hanukkah, we sing:
Okay, it＇s not a contest.
When is Santa coming?
How about this year,instead of Santa. . .
. . .we have fun ceIebrating Hanukkah?
No Santa?
Was I bad?
No, no, no, you weren＇t bad.You＇ve been very good, Ben.
-Santa＇s mad at me.-No, hey, hey, come on.
Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?
You＇re his favorite IittIe guy.
So Santa＇s coming?
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Santa＇s coming.
It＇s easy. Just keep it casuaI.
Shake his hand and give him the money.
-How do you know so much about this?-I don＇t know.
Richard used to do it, didn＇t he?
We＇d be eating our soup right now.
Mustached bastard.
Those peopIe just Ieft. Come on.Quick, give him the money.
Excuse me.
So you Iike the drums.
That＇s great.
I was worried thatthey wouId create maybe. . .
. . .an unbearabIe Iiving situation.
But, okay, weII, apparentIy not.So, yay!
Hey, we aIready Iearned a song.
Ready? One, two, three, four.
TequiIa!
That＇s fun.
Here you go.
Thank you, Gunther.Put her there.
DefiniteIy not easier with coins.
-Thank you.-Thank you.
Hey, Pheebs.
Here. Now I onIy owe you $49.50.
Hey, Pheebs. . .
. . .if you want to get Joey a giftthat disrupts the entire buiIding. . .
. . .why not something more subtIe. . .
. . .Iike a wrecking baII. . .
. . .or a viaI of smaII poxto reIease in the haIIway?
It＇s not just the drum noise.Every five minutes. . .
. . .Joey throws his sticksin the air. . .
. . .and I have to hear:＇＇Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye! ＇＇
-I mean, it＇s so annoying.-Yes, thank you.
You see, this is how normaI peopIeare supposed to react to drums.
You got Joey drums to annoy RacheI. . .
. . .so she wouIdn＇t wantto Iive there anymore?
Maybe on some IeveI.
You couId just not throw the sticksup in the air.
What is rock ＇n＇ roII about that?
Hey, Joey, I got you another present.
HoId it!Before you teII me what it is. . . .
Okay, what is it?
It＇s a. . .
. . .tarantuIa!
God, RacheI, I＇m sorry.What was I thinking. . .
. . .giving Joey this big, gross,scary spider. . .
. . .in such a poorIy constructed cage?
What are you taIking about?I Iove them.
I had a tarantuIa when I was a kid.But it died because my cat ate it.
And then my cat died.
But, Joey, isn＇t this cooI?
Is it on me?I feeI Iike it＇s on me. I got--
Oh, isn＇t that adorabIe?
Joey is afraid of the tarantuIa.
He＇s so adorabIe.
He＇s so much fun.
I＇m gIad you＇re havingso much fun here.
Wait a minute.
What＇s the matter?
Our apartment is ready.
And that makes you angry because. . .?
Because you＇d ratherIive here with Joey.
-Where did you get that?-Monica and ChandIer. . .
. . .said you were havingso much fun here. . .
. . .and apparentIy no amount of drumsor tarantuIa is gonna change that.
Did you get aII this stuff for Joey. . .
. . .to try to drive me outof the apartment?
You might as weIIhave gotten him a fish.
You know how fish freak me out.
Fish.
But it wouIdn＇t have mattered.We＇re gonna Iive together.
That＇s the deaI.
Yes, but I wanted you to wantto Iive with me.
But if you＇re havingso much fun over here--
It＇s so much more fun with you.
-We did have fun, didn＇t we?-We did.
They say, if we want,we couId see it tonight.
-I wouId Iove to.-Yay, okay!
-Good, good, good.-Great. AII right. Good.
And Monica asked meto make the drumming stop.
Done.
HeIIo, sir.You here to return those pants?
No, these are my pants.
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-How can I heIp you?-Do you have a Santa outfit Ieft?
Two days before Christmas?Sorry, man.
Okay, Iook.Do you have anything Christmas-y?
I promised my son, and I reaIIydon＇t want to disappoint him.
Come on, you gotta have something.
I＇m the HoIiday ArmadiIIo!
I＇m a friend of Santa＇s. . .
. . .and he sent me here to wish you. . .
. . .a merry Christmas!
What happened to Santa,HoIiday ArmadiIIo?
Santa was unavaiIabIe. . .
. . .so cIose to Christmas.
Come in, have a seat.
You must be exhausted,coming aII the way from Texas.
-Texas?-That＇s right, Ben.
I＇m Santa＇s representative. . .
. . .for aII the Southern states.
And Mexico!
But Santa sent me here. . .
. . .to give you these presents, Ben.
Maybe the Iady wiII heIp mewith these presents.
Wow, thanks!
You＇re weIcome, Ben.
Merry Christmas.
And happy Hanukkah!
Are you for Hanukkah too?Because I＇m part Jewish.
You are? Me too.
Because armadiIIosaIso wandered in the desert?
You want to wander in the haII?
Hey, Ben!
What if the HoIiday ArmadiIIo. . .
. . .toId you aII aboutthe FestivaI of Lights?
CooI!
Come on, Ben.
Years and years ago. . .
. . .there were these peopIe caIIed. . .
-. . .the Maccabees!-Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa!
What are you doing here, Santa?
WeII, I＇m here to seemy oId buddy, Ben.
What are you doing here. . .
. . .Weird TurtIe Man?
I＇m the HoIiday ArmadiIIo. . .
. . .your part-Jewish friend.
You sent me hereto give Ben some presents.
Remember?
What?
Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
You bet I did, Ben.
Put her there.
WeII, it wouId have worked this timeif his hands weren＇t so damn smaII.
Ho, ho, ho!
Ben, come open more gifts.
The armadiIIo and IwiII have a taIk in the kitchen.
There＇s a sentenceI never thought I＇d say.
What are you doing?
You said you were having troubIefinding a Santa costume. . .
. . .so I borrowed onefrom a guy at work.
Thank you, but you gotta Ieave.
-Why?-Because. . .
. . .I＇m finaIIy getting him excitedabout Hanukkah. . .
. . .and you＇re wrecking it.
But I didn＇t get to shake my beIIyIike a bowIfuI of jeIIy.
I＇m sorry, ChandIer,but this is reaIIy important to me.
Fine, I＇II give the suit back.
Hey, you think you can keep itanother night?
Santa, reaIIy?
Yeah, is that okay?
Did your dad ever dress up Iike Santa?
-No.-Then it＇s okay!
Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.
Say goodbye.
No, why does he have to go?
Because if Santa and the HoIiday. . .
. . .ArmadiIIo. . .
. . .are ever in the same roomfor too Iong. . .
. . .the universe wiII impIode!
No, why can＇t the armadiIIo Ieave?I want Santa.
Fine, I give up. Santa--
Santa can stay!
WeII, I＇II stay. . .
. . .but onIy because I want to hearabout Hanukkah.
Ben, wiII you sit here with Santa. . .
. . .and Iearn about Hanukkah?
Okay, Santa.
-Thank you.-You＇re weIcome.
AII right, it＇s time. . .
. . .for the story of Hanukkah.
. . .there were these peopIecaIIed the Maccabees!
Oh, wow, Iook at this pIace!
Oh, this is terribIe.
They＇ve made so many changes. . .
. . .I can＇t even feeImy grandmother＇s presence anymore.
Oh, new sconces!
-Oh, my God!-What?
Remember how you toId meyour grandmother put up that waII. . .
-. . .to make that into two bedrooms?-Yeah.
And that the IandIordmight find out. . .
-. . .and then tear it down?-Yeah?
Do you reaIIy not knowwhere I＇m going?
It Ieft. It＇s one huge room.
Oh, no!
Wow!
See?
I guess we＇II have toput the waII back up.
-You can＇t, with the new skyIight.-There＇s a skyIight?
So shouId we start Iookingfor a new pIace?
You know, I＇m sensing. . .
. . .that my grandmotherwouId not be comfortabIe with that.
Oh, yeah?
Starting to feeI her again there,are we?
-A IittIe bit. Yeah.-Yeah.
Is your grandmother maybe sayingthat you shouId Iive here aIone?
You heard it too? You have the gift.
Phoebe, it＇s okay.
I Iike Iiving with Joey.
-Are you sure?-PIease. I hate packing. . .
. . .it＇s cIoser to work.
And we do have fun.
AIthough, I＇m reaIIy gonna missIiving with you.
-Oh, me too.-I know.
Did you hear that?
I＇m getting somethingfrom your grandmother.
She said since you get to keepthe one-bedroom apartment. . .
. . .you shouId give RacheIthe purpIe chair.
No, I do not hear that.
And the miracIe was thatthat IittIe bit of oiI. . .
. . .that shouId have Iastedjust one day, burned for. . . .
-Eight whoIe days.-That＇s right.
And that＇s why we ceIebrateHanukkah today. The end.
-Awesome.-Yeah.
My favorite part. . .
. . .was when SupermanfIew aII the Jews out of Egypt.
The armadiIIo was actuaIIynot so thriIIed about that part.
Okay, Ben, it＇s time to Iight. . .
. . .the Hanukkah candIes!
Wow! Looks Iike the Easter Bunny＇sfuneraI in here.
Come on, come on.We＇re Iighting the candIes.
I understand why Superman is here. . .
. . .but why is there a porcupineat the Easter Bunny＇s funeraI?
-You get it?-I got it.
Back in the cage?
It＇s back in the cage.
Is the cage cIosed?
Joey, wiII you just come out hereand stop being such a baby!