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Chandler!!! Chandler!!!
Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window!
I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Wow! Listen, we had a good run.
What was it? Four? Five months?
I mean, that＇s more than most people have in a lifetime!
So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then!
What are you doing?!
Oh, I＇m going on the lamb.
Come on Chandler, come on,
I can handle Ross.
Hold on!
Hey Ross. What＇s up bro?
What the hell are doing!!
Hey, what＇s-what＇s going on?!
Well, I think, I think
Ross knows about me and Monica.
Dude! He＇s right there!
I thought you were my best friend,this is my sister!
My best friend and my sister!I-I cannot believe this!
Look, we＇re not just messing around!
I love her.
Okay, I＇m in love with her.
I＇m so sorry that you had to find out this way.
I＇m sorry, but it＇s true, I love him too.
My best friend and my sister!
I cannot believe this.
You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Awww, no, it＇s okay, we＇ve actually known for a while.
What? What? What?! You guys knew?
You all knew and you didn＇t tell me?!!
Well, Ross, we were worried about you.We didn＇t know how you were going to react.
You were worried about me?
You didn＇t know how I was going to react?
Okay, all right, whew!
What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business?
Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I＇m just talking here, he-he＇s the one doing your sister.
Hey, you know what I just realized?
If you guys ever have kids
Whoa-whoa-whoa! We＇re having kids?!
I call Godfather!
You can＇t just call Godfather.
Don＇t you think her brother should be Godfather?
Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.
Guys, you＇re a few steps ahead of us.
Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.
Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Ooh, I＇ll go in on that with you!I couldn＇t think of anything.
Oh, hey Katie!
Everyone, this is Katie.
- Hi!- Hi!
So, are you ready to go?
- Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.- Oh sure, right back there.
Hey, where are we going to lunch?
I was thinking Chinese food.
Ohh, I love Chinese!
How did you know I love Chinese?!
She is so cute!
You could fit her right in your little pocket!
I don＇t know. I mean I like her a lot,and she＇s really nice, but
But what?
She keeps punching me.
In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?
Hey, it＇s a lot harder than it looks! Okay?
She-she-she＇s hurting me.
I know what you need,
you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?
Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem!
A little girl is beating him up.
Aww, Joey, come here.
Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I
Oh, I＇m sorry. Am I hurting you?
- Hey!- Hey!
I brought you some house warming gifts.
Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor.
Huh.
Bread, so you never go hungry.
Ohh.
And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y＇know.
Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again.
Yeah!
Welcome to the building. I＇m uh, Steve Sarah;
I＇m president of the tenants committee
Oh hi! Ross Geller.
And this is my friend Phoebe.
Oh hi Phoebe.
Mr. President.
I came to talk to you about Howard.
Howard?
Yeah, he＇s the handy man.
He＇s gonna be retiring next weekand everyone who lives here is kicking
in a 100 bucks as a thank youfor all the hard work type of thing.
Oh that＇s nice.
Yeah. So, do you want to give a check? Or
Oh. Uhh
Oh look, you don＇t have to give it too me right now!You can slip it under my door.
No-no, it＇s not that,it＇s just I-I just moved in.
Well, the guy＇s worked here for 25 years.
Yes, but I＇ve lived here for 25 minutes.
Oh, okay, I get it.
No wait, look. Look! I＇m sorry,it＇s just I＇ve never even met Howard.
I-I mean I don＇t know Howard.
Howard＇s the handy man!
Yes but too me he＇s just, man.
Okay, fine, whatever.
Welcome to the building.
Ugh, can you believe that guy!
Yeah. I really like his glasses.
so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate,
and now the whole building hates me!
A little kid spit on my knee!
＇know what I＇m gonna do?I＇m gonna throw a party.
That＇s right.For everyone in the building,
and I＇m gonna sit them down and explain to them,I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy!
I＇m just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in
A man with principles.
Sounds like a fun party.
Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don＇t you just pay the hundred bucks?
The party＇s gonna cost you way more than that.
It doesn＇t matter!
It＇s my principles!We＇re talking about my principles!
Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Oh, they＇ll like me.Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY!
Okay, I gotta run.I gotta go get some nametags
And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Very, very funny,
but don＇t say things like that in front of Monica.
I don＇t want you putting any ideas in her head.
Umm, Chandler,
you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica＇s head.
Wh-wh-why?!
Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Yeah, so, what＇s that supposed to mean?!
Hey, Chandler, don＇t freak out!I＇m telling you something you already know!
Come on, she broke up with Richardbecause he didn＇t want to have babies.
And she＇s a woman, and she＇s almost 30, and y＇know
it＇s Monica.
I don＇t see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas
the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies
and then the new Monica, who I just started to date.
Now, who＇s to say what she wants?!
I＇m right. I＇m right.
Am I right?
No, you＇re right, you are absolutely right
- I mean that makes, that makes everything different.- Okay
It＇s not different at all, is it?
Not unless different means the same.
You were so funny with that waiter!
You＇re such a nut!
Y＇know, breadstick fangs are always funny.
No, you make them funny
You＇re the funny one!
Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay?
Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay?
But sometimes when you,when you playfully punch me like that
it-it feels like someone＇s hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Aww, like I could hurt you.
Are you making fun of my size?
Don＇t make fun of me because of my size!
- Isn＇t this great?- Hmm
Couldn＇t you just stay like this forever?
Chandler!
Couldn＇t you just stay here forever?
Yeah, here, somewhere else,y＇know where-where ever.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I＇m cool. Casual.
What-what are you doing?
I＇m just hanging out. Y＇know, having fun.Y＇know with the girl that I＇m seeing casually.
Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
What?!
Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.
Well, you do want all that stuff, right?
Oh and you know what I want!
Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!
I do not have baby fever!
Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage
and everything that＇s related to babies and-and marriage!
I＇ve got an idea, why don＇t we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Have you lost your mind?
Chandler, this isn＇t about me!
This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Nah-uh! I know you! Okay?
I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!
You don＇t know everything.
you know that I＇m going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm?
And did you know that the only baby around here is you?!
And did you know that I can＇t even look at you right now?!
Well, I did not know that.
It＇s gonna be okay, right?I mean she＇s not gonna leave me?
This is, this is fixable.
- Oh yeah, yeah, sure.- Absolutely.
By me?
- Oh, no!- No-no.
Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture.
Yeah, big!
Uh-oh, shht! The Misses.
Gunther, can I get a coffee
to go
Monica.
I＇m still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Well, that＇s what we do.Y＇know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it
and then I do and then y＇know you think I＇m all cute again.
Really? I＇m really tired of being your relationship tutor.
You＇re gonna have to figure this one for yourself.
All right? Y＇know what?
If you＇re too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don＇t be in one.
＇Ross＇
＇Dr. Geller＇
Howard! Howard!
Phoebe!
Oh, hi Ross!
What are you doing?
Oh, I thought this was your partyand it turns out it＇s a party for Howard.
He＇s just the sweetest little man!
See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey,thanks for chipping in!
Oh! sure
You chipped in?!
Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.
Phoebe! I can＇t believe you gave them money!
! I thought you agreed it was totallyunreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Yeah, but they didn＇t ask me! Y＇know?
This way I＇m just y＇know, the exotic, generous stranger
That＇s always fun to be.
Yeah, but you＇re making me look bad!
No I＇m not. No! If anythingI＇m making you look better!
They＇ll see you talking to meand that＇s--I＇m a hit!
- Oh hey, Pheebs!- Hey!
Oh hey, Ross.
Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartmentsbecause Phoebe＇s more our kind of people.
Something to think about.
Yeah, okay, my bad.
Hey!
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Wow! You look, you look big.
Thanks! I＇ve been working out.
Hey listen, is it obvious that I＇m wearing six sweaters?
Uhhh, yeah. But it＇s not obvious why.
Well look, I＇m breaking up with Katieso I had to put on some extra padding.
Y＇know? I mean, if she hits me when she＇s happy,
can you imagine how hard she＇s gonna hit mewhen I tell her I＇m taking away the Joey love?
Hey! Hiya!
- Hey! Hey, cute jacket!- Oh, thanks!
That＇s so sweet!
- Oh! Ow!- Oh, ow!
Did Joey tell you to say that?You guys are too much!
Whoa!
Y＇know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much.
Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends!
Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend!
You＇re so sweet!
Ohh, you＇re so sweet!
Oww!!!!
Joey,
she just kicked me.
Well? Aren＇t you gonna do something?
Uhh .
You＇d better do something,or I＇m gonna walk out that door right now!
Well? Are you gonna?
Nah.
Phoebe?
That＇s what I＇m saying.
Phoebe? Phoebe?
Look, this is a disaster!Can＇t I please just go?
No! No! I＇m talking you up to people.
Just give it a little time, all right?Relax, get something to eat! Okay?
So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily.
Y＇know, try to get some sympathy.
But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
Yeah, I think I told it wrong.
Y＇know, we should talk about that becauseI don＇t totally understand what happened there.
Ohh, this cake is really good!
Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!
Oh my God! Someone cut Howard＇s cake!
Who would do a think like that?
3-B!
- Oh yeah, aww! 3B!- 3B!
Okay, you got your free food!You ruined everyone＇s fun!
Don＇t you think it＇s time you went home?!
- Yeah, leave!- Yeah, get out! Now!
Go back to 3-B, 3-B!
All right, everyone calm down!
Everyone calm down!I have something that I would like to say
Who here likes Ross?
Of course you don＇t like him!
He-he didn＇t give you any money,
he raised his own hand when I asked,＂Who hear likes Ross,＂
and he＇s wearing two nametags!
I-I＇ll be honest with you guys,when I first met Ross I didn＇t like him at all!
But then once I got to know himI saw that he＇s really sweet and caring
and very generous.
I mean, all I＇m saying is don＇t judge Rossbefore you get to know him all right?
I mean, I like all you guys now,
but when I first meet you
y＇know Kurt, I thought, y＇know abrasive drunk,
umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid!
And okay, you guys Gold-digger, cradle robbing perv!
So, I think you all know what I mean.
Obviously I didn＇t thinkthey were gonna start throwing things.
I just thought if I kept insulting everyone,you would jump in and defend everyone
and then you could look like the hero.
Oh wow, yeah! See,I did not get that.
Where＇s Monica?! Where is she?I need to talk to her! It＇s urgent! Is she here?
I＇m Monica.
I need to talk to you, it＇s urgent!
Okay.
Okay, I＇ve been doing a lot of thinking about us,y＇know a lot of uhh, us thinking.
And uh, well I guess there＇s only one-one way to do this.
Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Monica
No-no, don＇t-don＇t-don＇t do it!
Will you marry me?
- Oh-no. No. No.- What a bad idea!
Ohhhh, I cannot look at it!
Chandler, why are you doing this?
I don＇t know.
But I know I＇m not afraid to do this.
Chandler.
I＇m doing this because I＇m sorry?
Do you umm, you really think the best reasonto get married is because you＇re sorry?
No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy.
Sorry is pretty much fourth y＇know,
behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.
Will you be my wife?
Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute
I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.
Yeah, I＇m kinda wishing everyone wasn＇t here right now.
Honey!
Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?!
I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Yeah I know, but I was really confusedand then I talked to these guys.
Who? Two divorces and Joey?!
- Hey!- She＇s right y＇know.
Yeah, but still, cheap shot!
Y＇know what?
Y＇know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own?
Well, you＇re not ready for that.
I didn＇t think I was!
Oh my God,
what would have done if I said yes?
Well I would＇ve been happy
because I would＇ve be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love.
Or, you would＇ve seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door.
Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
No, I will not!
Oh, it＇s okay.You don＇t have to be so mean about it.
You＇re right, I＇m sorry.Will you marry me?
Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me
because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something likethat you just ask them to move in with you
But I＇m not sure, Chandler?
Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so,
a long time.
That＇s not funny.
Hey Rach, remember that whole ＂We were on a break thing?＂Well, I＇m sorry, will you marry me?
- That＇s not funny.- That＇s not funny at all!